New Rule: No More Disp

Dear Bill Maher-

I like you a lot.  You make me laugh at least once a week and that's more than all of the other men in my DVR.  You are intense and intelligent and laugh-out-loud funny.  You also use your hands when you talk, and that's cool.--it makes you appear animated and involved.  But here's the thing.  I recently saw your show for the first time in HDTV and ohmigosh!  I noticed that your face and hands are not the same color.  At all. 

I thought about this predicament and decided it needed a new word.  So I made this one up:

Disp:     noun, 1. disparity or discrepancy between coloration of face and other parts of the body; 2.  make-up that doesn't match your natural skin tone.

Because I like you, I’m letting you know you’ve got a bad case of disp.   I'm not a make-up artist, but I'm thinking your face make-up might be called ivory bisque.  Maybe your hand make-up would be called rosy beige?  I don’t really know.  But what I do know is that your show is smart and funny and your make-up shouldn’t distract anyone from that. 

Hands down, you are still my first choice for receiving campaign coverage.  (Pun intended.) But maybe you could go to Sephora and get some help with your make-up?  Tell them you’ve got a new rule:  no more disp!

Sincerely,

SEE